There are always EXCUSES for not catching fish.

 1. Should have been here yesterday

 2. Cows were laying down------Wildlife not feeding

 3. Male fish too interested in  Spawning

 4. Female fish all have Migraines

 5.North wind, South wind, East wind, West wind, blowing too hard.

 6.Not enough wind

 7. Need a bigger boat

 8.Too hot

 9. Too cold

10.Water too muddy

11. Water too clear

12. Didn't go

13. We didn't get skunked------we ran out of time

14. Full Moon---Gravitational pull caused all of the fish to get a headache--not hungry

15. No Moon------Too dark for the fish to see to eat

16. Lake turned over, all the fish are dead

17. Its raining----- fish are already wet.

18.Didn't hold your mouth right,------Told my son that when he was 3 and he said, "You mean Shut?"